La Dorada Typhoon's Diary
We all know how I feel about being let "out" to
pasture with the girls, right? Well, we also know this is not a frequent
occasion. Here in the bull pen, we are
left to our memories and stories of beautiful dames with horns the size of …
well, you get it.
This day was unlike any other, we were eating grass,
enjoying the sunshine, day dreaming and relaxing when we smelled something sort
of reminiscent of a heifer. We all puffed out our chests, straightened up our
posture, and made sure there was not any grass or hay stuck in our teeth. I led
the pack, casually strutting around the pen over to the fence by the road in
hopes of finding a beautiful dame awaiting me.
By now, I am sure you know I have an affinity for
blondes. And yes, I have a soft spot for the red-heads too. I was starting to
imagine the beauty I was about to encounter when, all of a sudden, the
strangest looking thing I had ever seen walked up the road!
First, she was quite different in shape. Plus, she wasn't
blonde or red-headed or even spotted. She was strutting around something awful.
I mean really!!!
I started to turn back, to warn the boys not to come to
the fence, but I was too late. As I turned around, they were all standing there
in a row, mouths gaping open in disbelief. I nudged them and brought them back
to reality. We made a plan to not make any eye contact with her. We even acted
as though we hadn't seen her. We all casually tried to get as far away from the
road and her as we could, trying to hide ourselves behind some trees . After
what seemed like ages, someone came and led her back where she belonged. Her
head was hanging low, and we boys were giggling. We all got a chuckle out of
this one; she was so unsightly! She didn't have any HORNS!!!!!
Later, Carl came out and asked what we had done to the
neighbors' cow to make her so self- conscious. Well, we did act less than
gentleman-like, but we didn't mean to hurt her hornless feelings. Carl said
next time we saw her we should apologize. We agreed, but she has never been seen
again.